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Healthy Wealthy Tribe => Parenting => Topic started by: TylerDurdinUMD on February 27, 2019, 05:31:41 PM

Title: ...and other things I never thought I'd say
Post by: TylerDurdinUMD on February 27, 2019, 05:31:41 PM
This thread is to be a funny one, capturing all the things you find yourself saying as a parent, that you never thought you'd have to say.  For example:

"No naked people on the first floor!"

"Please stop doing the Macarena and put on your pajamas!"

...or...

"Hey, Cheese is NOT a toy!"
Title: Re: ...and other things I never thought I'd say
Post by: vripley on February 27, 2019, 06:16:31 PM
"Your sister is not a punching bag!"

"Dude... Did you just eat that out of the trashcan?"

"Never drink gasoline!"
Title: Re: ...and other things I never thought I'd say
Post by: TylerDurdinUMD on March 14, 2019, 12:06:52 PM
(from an actual incident this week)

"Don't lock your sister in the lockers at the gym...
...and you, how many times have I told you not to hide in there?!?"